After you’ve undergone our seven-night welcome session, your white initiation robe will be given a red band. ‘Redbands’ have full access to the dormitories, performing hall and two on-site cafeterias.

Six months and two bluebands later, you’re officially a member of the Session UN.

Two years and two global tours after that, a recital of the Global Human Rights Charter will be scheduled.

Five yellow stars means a Merit Leader will have emerged, with full access to the Staff Budget, Policy Handbook, and Equity Index.

After a successful Global Human Data & Trust Mission, a soulful chorus of John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ will fill The Stadium Of (M)an.

Three extraordinary, beautiful humans will take the stage to receive their Golden Diplomas.

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