Really, these stories write themselves.   

The NY Times gives us An Arctic Tale in this Sunday’s paper.  It chronicles two filmmakers chronicling polar bears.  The film will be narrated by Queen Latifah.

For all you kids out there: sloppy logic, anthropomorphism, and untested conclusions are what’s most important to teach you.  As a race (if we survive global warming) these sentimental lessons matter most.  Hopefully, when you see a real polar bear at the zoo, you’ll be inspired enough to climb into the enclosure and pet him.